Where’s Waldo Laurie?

A Christmas party luncheon with one of my church groups. We have more than ten members but I like the ones who came. Eight were members of the now defunct Italian Catholic Federation (ICF) so I know them well. We were at Dominick’s restaurant at the Golf Club of Green Valley. Every decent restaurant open after 2pm (other than Mexican) is affiliated with a golf club. I had a nice time. Good food (eggplant parmigiana with capellini and garlic bread), and good people. Icky photo because it wasn’t taken with my phone.

I never made it to the TSO Pops Concert but that gave me time to stop by four neighbors’ homes to give them each a poinsettia.

I’m trying to stick my my new mantra of ‘to have a friend, you must be a friend.’ If the mountain won’t go to Mohamed Laurie, then Mohamed Laurie will go to the mountain. :-)

So, where’s Laurie?
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How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
It’s been hooked on trees its whole life.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem.

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

What do you call an obnoxious Reindeer?
Rude-olph.