Do you think they’ve noticed?

Braw eh?

Cheeky rascals?

Aye, it is, saw them anaw

Staggs?

Aye

Thoughtsi ye can tell enjoy?

Be grand.

Translated as - These are fine waterfowl, did you spot the young gulls masquerading as geese?

Indeed sir, I did see them and yes I concur they are indeed bold.

You are correct in your assumption I am heading to the public house. I thank you for your kind words. Good day.

Whole exchange in less than 10 seconds.