Oh no!!!!

Oh no!!!!

The lawns are cut
The plants are watered
The fridge is bare
The milk is cancelled
The cases packed
The Ipads, Ipods, Iphones fully charged
We are off on holiday for a few days and ...........
..........I've left my ****** camera round my son's house, he and his family have gone away for the weekend, he has a new security system that, should we try to break in, he'll be alerted on his phone and the Surrey Constabulary will be escorting us to the nearest Police Station. And all the Head Gardener can say is 'use your iphone' whilst I hysterically scream back 'I don't want to use my ****** Iphone - I want my camera!'
For the sake of domestic harmony (bearing in mind we have to spend the next few days together) I'm attempting to get old equipment working again just to prove a point.
I am NOT a happy bunny!!