VAT

No sun let see itself here in our area today. Instead, it remained quite dark.
So, I went around the house to see what alternative I could find.
In the upper floor, some would call it our attic, I noticed a bright light. Getting closer I saw Clair taking a "sun bath", her coat wide open.
I asked her what she was doing, after all this was electric light.
She replied that the light was called natural day light, so she assumed that it would give her the same VAT as the sun. VAT?
Yes, she said, my Value Adding Tan.
I didn't tell her that it wouldn't work, didn't want to disappoint her.
Thanks to Carolina for hosting the Mono Monday challenge.