Yellow dog says Martinski is a harsh master

‘Can I come up and see your flat, Mister Martinski?
‘You wouldn’t be able to get up the stairs.’
‘Is that a no, then?’
‘Look, I’d love to have you, but the neighbours might object.’
‘I’d love to meet your neighbours. It’s nearly Christmas after all.’
‘Well I can tell you, they are all very impressed by you.’
‘Thank you for telling me that, but I’m lonley, and it’s cold out here.’
‘I’m sorry. You’re a car, you have to do what cars do.’
‘Freeze my arse off in a nondescript parking area.’
‘Something like that. I'm sorry. I'll try to be more attentive.’