Thank you...

Yesterday aprecious and me received this very lovely thing through the post. I'm wasn't sure what it was but aprecious seemed very pleased indeed. I had a little chew (only a very little one!) and experimented with it for a while.

And then... I discovered what its purpose was: a clever solution to my issues around lady parts exposure. Ladies and gentlemen I give you: 'a handy lady parts screening device'. Genius, eh?

What a very thoughtful person to think of a means for me to retain my dignity. Thank you!

-o0o-

In other news, aprecious finally got round to changing the duvet cover last night. When I threw up on it at 5:00am I suspect she was not being truthful when she said I had perfect timing.

I don't know who sent our mysterious card and stickers but it was fab to receive them. I don't open the post in our building so I said to the admin chap did you check the postmark maybe? "Aberdeen" came the reply, and then, "Oh no, Edinburgh. Maybe." Such geographical disdain in a Lancashire person is usually reserved for Yorkshire folk.

Allegedly.

The card reports a conversation between two dogs,

First dog: So you're still required to do the stick chasing routine?
Second dog: Yup. Why not if it makes them happy?
First dog: I wouldn't mind, but it's them that need the bloody exercise.

Thank you so much. Hands up?