Therein Lies the Mystery
Since being rolled out in Orkney this business has fair taken a trick. A further branch is expected soon on Raasay. These folk have a petite fleet of vehicles and a really good business model. A special number (featured in Orkney only meantime) is available. The client calls the number and broadly outlines their mystery. Obviously one of the vans turns up at your doorstep. It goes with out saying it arrives without a driver. The client is encouraged to provide further info, e.g. time, weight, colour, time-frame, local atmospheric conditions, name of next of kin, inside leg, dietary preferences. Within two weeks your mystery is solved. Even more mysteriously even though you have to pay upfront ( i.e. before the mystery is solved) no money ever leaves your account. By not paying for an upgrade the Deluxe van can turn up at your own premises even before your mystery has occurred.
Other businesses are available.
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