Skinchies

Skinchies is a real thing.

I had to get Urban Dictionary to back me up because the southerners had never heard of it.

Skinchies (see extra) came in very useful because the childs insisted on tigging people, except they called it itting people.

It started getting silly, but not as silly as when Mr Pandammonium lost the house to the childs playing Go Fish. To be fair, he’s never played it before, and apparently it’s against the rules to bluff.