Reflections …

Rained all bloody night again and the park was soggy ! I had to put Joes trainers on the radiator as we didn’t expect it to be so bad . ANYWAY … the niece the one we call Eric … I face timed her ( actually her mum ) and I’ve been told she’s found the best present for me EVER … all she needs is lots of money from her mum ( her words ) .. she’s going to buy me a marquee. Yes a marquee. Four year olds and online catalogues , apparently it’s £12,000 and suitable for large weddings . Then she said she was buying me some clippers for my armpits …….. I’ll just leave it here .

Edit - models are Eve and her BF the boy I call Josephine ( he has lovely hair )