It Was all Going So Well (Not)

And what is more, I pressed "upload" and the whole internet failed and I have had to start again. I may feel inspired to do a proper update tomorrow but just now have run out of vim. suffice to say our internet (nothing for 10 days) was restored. We all cheered. The an hour later it dropped again. And that is where we are. Again. BTY (who have sent me a text saying all is fine), UK Power and Openreach are just hopeless. And laughably, BT "pride ourselves on excellent customer service"