Mr. White

"I'll come out of my nest when there's food enough to warrant it" says he.

Pig-sitting whilst the boyfriend's lovely mother is in Turkey. Mr. White's brother, Mr. Brown, took a one-way trip to the giant hutch in the sky a few weeks ago, and Mr. White has lost a noticeable amount of squeak since we had them last. He's happy enough to potter about in his enormous bachelor pad though.