All Over The Shop

Strange day....

Woken in the early hours, Hollie dog decided to do a duet with the local cockerel. Cockle doodle arroooooooo

Back to bed then up early anyway to receive a large delivery of building supplies. Gary, my tame builder is on the case again. More later, I can't cope with it just now!

Took Hollie out for a wet and windy walk. The weather today has been diammittingly unrebolical.

Then the lady of the house says let's go shopping.

Yeah, why not. What else are we gonna do on a lousy day.  Possibly drink tea and eat lemon drizzle cake in front of a roaring log fire...perhaps...?

No.  Shopping it is. 

The rest is a blur. I dont like shopping. Especially when it's in Telford......Not my favourite place on any day, but waiting in the car in the pouring rain while she goes to do battle with rub shoulders with millions of rude aggressive ignorant people who all want to be in the same spot as you and pick the same loaf of bread as you and get in front of you  in the queue, is not my idea of a pleasurable experience.

So I made up a joke.

Two burglars have broken into an off-licence (liquor store if you live in the land of the free)

The first one whispers...'Is this whiskey?'

The second on whispers back ' Yeth, but not ath withky ath wobbing a bank...'


Night night......