Nice Day for Ducks ....

"Really?"

"Eh?"

"How dae ye ken that? Have ye ever asked a duck if they enjoy thi rain?"

"Naw, ah don't suppose ah huv .......... well dae ye?"

"Aw well noo thit ye mention it, aye ah dae ............ water aff a duck's back an' a' that!"

"Whit ur ye greetin' aboot then?"

"Aw quack aff!"

Some Guys Have All the Duck