Gourock.

Greenock (I went into the British Heart Foundation charity shop as the manageress was ejecting a glue fuelled wallaper for trying to single handedly shoplift a three seater red leather sofa. He had attempted the same theft the week before.) If you like vaping, gambling or ned dodging then Greenock is for you.

Gourock however came as a pleasant surprise. Nae neds and a prosperous arty wee main street, plenty of coffee houses and they even have a working Lido and miles of esplanade. Free parking!!! I liked Gourock.