Look at these!

I grew tomatoes called Chocolate Cherry one year and they were delicious but nowhere near as black as these incredibly black and very sinister looking ones - no idea which particular variety as Google reveals there are quite a few.  Many of them originate from Crimea, Ukraine and Russia.  Would love to check on flavour but taste testing strictly forbidden - called stealing to be more accurate!
Ginny found two more toys probably left at allotments again by playful foxes.  These appeared to be dog toys;  photographed them with my iPhone whilst Ginny played but my shots made them look like sex toys - one was long, pink and knobbly and the other beige, spiky and round.  Took them away from Ginny without touching - not nice.