Padoing....

It's not every day that I'm handed a free pair of la Sensa lacy knickknaks in a shopping centre by a mohogany coloured, spider-lashed smiley girl.

Seemingly 'one size fits all', but although I don't have a very fat arse, I won't be bending over too much or too quickly in these in case I do myself and injury..... You know what I'm saying?