Master Chef

Helen is out so I can spoil myself with my own cooking. Here is the recipe for those with a taste for fine dining:-
Tiger Bread thick cut *2
Heinz Beans large *1
Sliced Spam * As much as can be fitted on the plate.
Individual Pork Pie *1 (*2 is better)
Grated Lancashire mature cheddar
HP sauce added to taste.
Perfect.

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