Views from toilet windows

My godfather, who was among other things a High Court Judge, a film-maker, a raconteur and a yachtsman, had a toilet whose window looked out over Caernarfon Castle. It was the best view I have ever had while taking a dump. Mind you, one of his neighbours could see into the toilet if the window was open (the bottom half was was frosted, so normally you could cogitate, defecate, micturate and obfuscate in peace) - so it didn't do to do doo-doos too long.

As I stood up from an early morning void, I looked out of the window and thought of him. The view isn't quite on the Caernarfon Castle scale, but I like it just as well.