I Do It My Way

I didn't inherit the car washing-fetish gene that runs in my family. I enjoy swimming, snorkeling, canoeing, and white water rafting, so I'm obviously not afraid of water -- I just don't derive any satisfaction from washing a car.

I do, however, enjoy sitting in my car as it's propelled through a tunnel, while various liquids are sprayed over it, and it gets brushed, massaged, and blow-dried, emerging shiny and clean at the exit.

I try not to do this too often -- it makes me feel somewhat self-indulgent.