May you rot in front of a closed hatch...

...for all eternity, you, the low-life bollix who used my laser card details to buy a stylish yet packed full of features Nokia E71 online last Tuesday night.
Where did you actually get my laser card details? Did you take a photo of it with your not-quite-as-stylish camera phone when I paid for a transaction and lost eye contact with my card for 3 seconds?
Apparently, this is all it takes to have the necessary details to make an online purchase...
And you, 3 (Three), are you so eager to flog your pieces of mobile e-mail slavery dung that you post them to an address different than that of the billing address?

This is the view in Dún Laoghaire Garda Station, as I waited to make a declaration of online credit card fraud.
I must say that once the hatches were open, the transaction was done in an extremely professional manner.

I wonder what the policy is for shooting (photographically) inside a cop shop?
I did a little "wave and smile" at the CCTV after taking my blip of the day, because one is never too safe or too polite.

You know what the worst part is?
I am now envious of the mobile phone that some cyber low-life scumbag bought with MY laser card...