Murphy's Lore

By stevemurphy

Victor ...

... is today's Gobshite of the Day - as I've said before it's a prestigious title and not everyone is deserving of it - there hasn't been a #GotD for a while but Victor definitely deserves the high status.

Next door is rented and the last two families have been Philipino - there is a large Philipino community in Luton - a lot work at the Luton and Dunstable Hospital which is just around the corner from where we live. We were glad when our Philipino friends moved in because the previous drug dealing, Rottweiller breeding, rave DJ (who started playing music at 10pm EVERY day) were a complete pain in the arse.

Victor and I were clearing our respective gardens today (my first day off for about 3 weeks) - so after cutting the lawn twice (it really needed it) and starting what turned out to be the bonfire to challenge Dante's Inferno (Mrs M came home from work (she works at the hospital) and said she thought our house was on fire as her vantage point from a next door office can see our back garden and when she realised what was going on she explained to work colleagues her fire starter husband was making fire like a real man (that was me that last bit)) - Victor asked if he could chop a stray branch from one of our trees and I managed to capture him mid chop, said branch dutifully ended up on said bonfire :)

#GobshiteoftheDay

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