He runs a bit like Shergar

...and he jumps like Tír na nÓg
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke

This bit of The Rubberbandits song Horse Outside (NB: VERY NSFW) keeps going round in my head since I started watching series 1 of the new Dr Who - with Billie Piper as the Doctor's comapnion, natch.

I'm not sure of which bits of the sentence are conjunctive (if that's the word I'm after); i.e. is it that after snorting half an ounce of coke Billie Piper looks like his horse, or that after he snorts half an ounce of coke, he starts to think his horse looks like Billie Piper? xP

Anyway, time to watch some more now.