VIP lounge Lusaka international

Now you know how the other half lives.

Big A did see a cockroach crawling over his sofa but we chose not to tell the kids

Ok so what you can't see is that the blokes came to the house earlier, took away our passports and suitcases, and we arrived later and got to sit here until the plane was ready to leave - so no argy bargy getting on and our stuff duly turned up in Glasgow. Some consolation.