A Picture Says A Thousand Words

It rained.

In other news…I had a house call from a medical service. They administered a bag of IV fluids to help flush the IV contrast dye I was given during the CT angiography.  The nephrologist ordered it. She’s working overtime to look after my kidneys.

Yowza! Thanks for your kind comments, stars and hearts yesterday. All so generous. I appreciate it a great deal. xx

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis.
I said,  ‘Compared to who?’

Doctor: I’m afraid you’re dying and don’t have much time to live
Patient: How long do I have?
Doctor: 10
Patient: 10? 10 months, weeks, days?
Doctor:  10…9…8…

Patient: Doctor, I’ve swallowed a spoon!
Doctor: Sit down and don’t stir.

Doctor: You are very sick
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?
Doctor: You are very ugly, too.