Shocking lack of facilities

Went to the Vico at lunchtime. 
I could not believe it. No sun chairs rentals, no guys selling fake Vuiton bags. No guy on a raft selling mojitos. No Chinese masseuses. No pedal boats for hire! You read this correctly: np pedal boats!!! 

What civilised seaside nation has no pedal boats for rent?! 

Utterly disgusted I dived in a few times, unable to rent equipment pf any sort  or buy useless or fattening shite. And i headed back to my WFH station in the back garden. In the relentless sun and heat. 

But thankfully we are heading wesht today and we have already encountered the first few clouds. Respite is within sight.