Scapa Flow Cruise Liner

Thanks for all your messages, cheques, 30p off Daz coupons, stars, hearts and lawsuits yesterday. A day of kissing babies ensued.  It will not attain official Olympic event status.  I am presuming that everyone who gave me a 'favourite' had received their corporate goodie bag l previously dispensed. The quote of the day is from my taxi driver (Billy).  Whilst travelling gently along he asked 'Why do you spend so much time dicking aboot with yon camera?'

A day of meetings: Euan, John Budge and Tommy - 82 and still carting silage. No sign of Dougal.  Even though the Pars won.  It has been a boost of a weekend in Hoy.  CMC's brother had a special offer on.  All visitors received a free sausage on arrival.  We'll soon be back in Hoy.  Meantime we are returning to guests fae Shetland domiciled in Creel HQ.  You don't need to know any more.