The World Is Just A Great Big Onion

What are you going to do when you see these in the supermarket shortly before closing?  Many of my neighbours will awaken to find a bunch of spring onions through their letterboxes.   Ooh, matron. 

I've just remembered an old Ken Dodd joke... 'what a beautiful day to stick a cucumber through someone's letterbox and shout' help, help, the Martians have landed.'