Cowboys, indians, and Autumn leaves.

Ho ho ho, back home to the reasons we want to get away. 

Noise!!

The crowd across the road have now decided to dig up the entire floor of the house using a breaker. I think it would have been better to do this before the extension was built. But what do I know. 

And then pour in over twenty tons of stone, which should have been wackered, but wasn't, and then poured concrete onto the loose stone. This concrete will almost certainly crack and break up in time as the stone settles. How did these people learn to be such idiots?

Scientists postulate theories about neutrons, protons and neurons.

What about morons??

And the kids three doors up are shrieking, yelling and screaming at such a level it sounds like a massacre. (Wishful thinking...)

And the idiots at the bottom of the garden are smashing a football with maximum force into fences, hedges, walls. It sounds like hell. Why don't they take the damn ball to one of the many pitches provided locally by the council? Or go play in the road, you know, the busy one.

And my back garden is absolutely strewn with dead leaves... What's going on, its still summer isn't it. July. I thought Autumn came later.

But what do I know.

Thought I'd start early with the Christmas shopping. Bought an Advent calendar.

Half the windows are boarded up. 

Typical...