*Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
~ Jim Carrey

*What's another word for Thesaurus?
~Steven Wright

*Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin

*I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
~Lily Tomlin

*A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
~Jerry Seinfeld

*Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
~Anthony Burgess

*I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.
~Paul Simon

and lastly,

*Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
~Robert Byrne

Thanks for all the comment jokes yesterday. Each made me laugh. The more I laugh, the better my day. After all, laughter is the best medicine! Always  feel free to toss one in.
(Jenny, you still owe me one.)