Stuck

Dear O'H dear & Lovely Tea Jenny,

The Eldest Mini Princess, Mary Doll, Victor & I headed through to Glasgow today to do a few bits and bobs in EMP’s flat.

Except we had to come off the M8 at Newhouse because of a puncture. It was a 4 hour wait to have the tyre replaced but thankfully there was a food van and a garage nearby so we weren’t going to starve or pee ourselves.

We were just chatting and Mary Doll mentioned something about Christmas Day last year.

Me: “You are like Christmas fairy. You love Christmas and you’re always in such great form.”

Victor, who NEVER swears, piped up from the back…“Pissed”.

EMP: “Merry Pissedmas”

Me: “Mary Pissedmas”

Honestly, we were all crying with laughter. It was a surprisingly pleasant 4 hour wait.

C

PS There was a fishery next to the lay-by where we were waiting. Who knew that ‘Boobies’ is a genuine fishing term (8th down)