Low fat sausage...

...samples at Fat Club today. The weighed victims members were sitting eagerly anticipating the arrival of the man who was going to answer questions on and sell very low-fat (<3%) sausages and fat-free meatballs. Everyone (including me) had skipped lunch in order to cheat the scales, and we were all ravenous. At the announcement "the sausage man's here!" we rose as one and mobbed him for these delicious free samples. It was like a scene from The Birds, with Tippi Hedren's character played by piri-piri and garlic pork sausage pieces. Mmmm...