Shy Toiletware

This is an appeal on behalf of the Society to Help Introverted Toiletware with Excessive Shyness.

Many of us experience occasional shyness, but for some toiletware this nervousness can develop into a debilitating illness, bad enough to prevent it from doing its job. This picture shows a particularly extreme case, where the rightmost urinal here is so shy it is unwilling to show itself in public.

We know that we can help.

This is not just a fad or a phase that this toiletware goes through - it is a medicall recognised condition - Lavatorial Extreme Apprehension Condition.

We in the Society have a proven treatment regimen that helps toiletware afflicted with this condition.

The first stage, for mild cases, involves sending the equipment for a Personality Enhancement Exercise. In over 70% of cases, this is all that is needed to restore the toiletware to happiness and confidence.

In extreme cases, we use our unique Process to Overcome Obstacles, which almost always returns the equipment to full health.

Of course, any piece of toilet can occasionally find itself a little off-colour. We refer to this as a "dose of the Really Unexpected Nasty Shyness". This is normally a transient thing, but we can offer a full counselling services to help the equipment through difficult times.

LEAC - together, we can beat it.