Helena Handbasket

By Tivoli

Marcel was somewhat flummoxed by the petit oeuf d'or that had mysteriously appeared beneath him. How would this affect his chances of becoming the new Tory leader? Was it a blessing? Was it a curse?
He'd need to confer with Penny Mordaunt about the significance of a curse in the nethers, but equally, he'd need to understand from Rishi how best to incubate a golden egg.
Which way to run? Priti?
Evidence suggests that the faster you can run, the greater are your chances of remaining in place.

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