Mountaineer

I was cleaning the bathroom. I heard Noah saying "where's Luka?". He says this quite a lot, so I didn't think much of it. But just to check (I thought he was on Noah's bunk), I said "I don't know, where is he?" "Oooh mummy, he's got the cream...". I leapt through to the bedroom to find a delighted with himself boy, smearing himself in the nappy cream I'd put up on the highest possible place so he wouldn't get to it.