How do you like your

Eggs in da morning?

https://youtu.be/7qelyWMtHJo

or maybe this (shock warning)

https://youtu.be/onysiKfZcRY

(Eh maybe not the latter)

I get my eggs free range from local community garden and I love the brown ones. There is an honesty box on site and when you put your money in, the hens cluster around and stare at you to make sure you’re doing the decent thing