Muffin Man got the Cows......

The cows left their pasture and went looking for an apple tree.   Everybody knows cows get belly sick from green apples, so the Muffin Man said he would take out some warm muffins to lure the cows back home and be safe.   
    It work for a while but then he had to spread some jam on a few of the really small, burnt muffins from the oven.
    Sure enough the  cows smelled the fresh baked muffins and they followed the Muffin Man back to the barn where they found some corn...............  All was ok after that.