Oo err missus.

This, believe it or not is a 1930s Beswick wall pocket. You can see it's beauty if you rotate it anti clockwise through 45 degrees.
This was how this missus saw it on eBay when she decided that it was "the most beautiful wall pocket I have ever seen". She collects this sort of thing you see.
I, however, immediately saw a comedy opportunity which apparently passed her by.
They are dahlias by the way. Yeah right!