A WHATchafer?

The world is fraught with coincidence.

A group I infest has just had a canter on political correctness.

Seems "Them over there" wont allow you to 'pussyfoot' around, or be 'Cocksure' of yourself.  They actually appeared on the site as "****sure" and "*****footing".  Absolutely no good to any-one who's never met those expressions.
ADDED for fun.  And yet they'll happily refer to a "Fanny Pack" and place their Fannies as somewhere behind them.
:¬O

How on earth are they going to refer to that seabird which resembles a cormorant?
"Oh look, there's a Crude-intercourse perched on that rock over there."

All this because I haven't seen a Cockchafer for about a decade so when I spotted a U.F.O. outside I just had to investigate.

Yer 'tiz.  For scale that's first knuckle L.hand (where hand becomes finger)