So one gull says to another...

... "I'm fed up with this rain, tell me a joke to cheer me up!"

"Ok - Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.
Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".

"You must think I'm really GULLible...."

"Well at least he wasn't in an octopus's garden..."

"arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh enough- let's just enjoy the rain...."