Disarmed

Broke one of the arms on my glasses the other day. As I was mowing the lawn, the branch of a tree leapt out and smacked me in the face.

I managed to find replacement arms online, but before I ordered them, I thought I'd see if the optician could help. The person I spoke to couldn't really be arsed, wasn't sure if they could do anything for me, and thought buying them over the internet seemed like a good idea.

Couldn't help agreeing with her. And making a mental note to go to another optician next time.