~ harold and maude esque ~

PERSEPHONE
dinner is at 8
and do try to be a little more vivacious

well she's having somewhat of a crappy day
after an exceptionally odd dream
she was a game show host at a seedy underground nightclub
first up she was looking for the woman with the most belly folds
the prize was a six pack of hula hoops
the challenge was to get them all going at once
3 on the body
standing on one leg
one on the other foot
and one in each hand
of course this is only possible to one practised in such an art
on failing she was shot dead
she lay there in a crumpled heap
with the hoops spinning in the appropriate positions above her
secondly the search was on
for the man with the lowest hanging scrotum
rather than do the rounds and assessing them herself
she accepted a show of hands
the winner received a sample pot of sheep dip moisturiser
Paul Spencer's Come the Global Calamity was playing in the background

dreams are weird
we need to take a road trip to Melbourne
to cheer her up
in the mean time
we embrace the darkness
and continue needle felting