The Sightseers.

Myself and the brother-in-law went up Calton Hill this morning simply because neither of us had done so since we were kids (and not to partake in some cottaging as some have rumoured).
Now living in Hicksville, and not being used to the company of human beings, the bro-in-law continually wanted to make conversation with total strangers who would just stare blankly back at him, sometimes with the hint of a sneer.
Mind you, that's more or less how everyone reacts to his conversation anyway. Bless him.