Midas's Touch

Turning shit into money. A fabulous trick.

The shittiest the item the more interest it generates. You wouldn't believe the things I saw people buy.

Next time I'll bring snail shells, rusting bottles of fabreeze circa 1992 and bicycle spokes. The punters will go nuts.

May I interest you in a few hideous paintings? Not sure if they didn't sell because they were shit, or not quite shit enough...

I'm doing this again. It's the most fun I've had sober and keeping my clothes on...

Goldfinger

The hostess with the mostest