Bin Walkin

“Let’s go this way” sez I.
“Why?” came the reply.
“They’ve got their rubbish bins out” sez I.

Rubbish bins are great. I like to sniff the red ones and pee on the green ones. The yellow ones are for recycling and usually smell of wine, so I stay away from them.

“Must we?” asked the Silverback.
“Come on you’ll love it’ sez I, enthusiastically, “I’ll teach you a detective game.”
“OK then” sez he.

“Right” sez I, “see this red bin?”
“Yep” sez he.

“whadyarecon they had for dinner last night?”