From ...........

 ............ Mum's garden back in 2015 - it doesn't produce many flowers but the ones it has are big, blousy and beautiful.
It's known as " Mum's Peony ".    I still miss her so much.

Smile for the Day:

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her.

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a £20 note fell out onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really?   Damn!"   said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer."

"Well, now, not so fast,"   said the cop.  "Where did you get all that money?   You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady, shocked at the very thought. 
"You see, my back garden is right next to a golf course.   A lot of golfers come and pee through a hole in my fence, right into my flower garden.  It used to really annoy me.  Kills the flowers, you know.  
 
Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' 
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the hole, really quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., matey! Give me £20 or off it comes!'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!   Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

The lady stares him straight in the eye and replies, without a change in expression   "Not everybody pays."



:o))



~ Anni ~




This is Tuesday uploaded on Thursday morning ........