Jules' girl

One down.... She was once a bit orangy and blah. But now, if I may say so myself, she's a bit of a stunner.

I managed to convince the nut to go to town to by me a new gymball after he stabbed it with a pair of scissors, I said I'd get him another Spider-Man. The fist one is somewhere in the house so he picked out a slightly different one. It came with the daredevil, which he has endearingly called doubledairy.

We opened the packet and he became crestfallen. His head did not turn. The other ones head turned. Anyone who knows the nut will know that he will not play with a toy that is defective. We went back to the shop. Spider-Man was meant to be like that. The nuts lip wobbled. They fetched the manager.

He wouldn't swap it either (it was really mattels fault for having one without a mobile neck) but the nut looked like he would burst into tears (likely) so they gave us 20% off, he bought the green goblin set which he already has, swapped the Spider-Mans, sealed it back up for birthday present gifting.

Then he saw costa and said he was very hungry for cake and I didn't argue too hard. Mmmm. Coffee.

Then we went home, tidied his room, and found the first sodding Spider-Man. Typical.