This Sucks

My Dear Princess and Dear Friends,

I had the inside of my ears vacuumed today. 

Did you know this was a thing? I didn't even know it was a thing you could do. 

I do know that they don't really syringe ears any more. So when I booked myself into an ear clinic, I found that instead they stick a mini-Hoover in your ear and push it around. 

This was at 8.30am this morning. And after the beers and the whiskies from the night before, I could honestly have done without it. 

But still. I managed to get through it without spewing on the ear-nurse lady. 

I call this a success.

S.