Weeeeeiiiirrrrd weather today.
I had an incident with the washing as I rushed to get it inside. The incident involved a visual impairment courtesy of a bed sheet, a misbehaving bra strap getting caught on a post as I ran past, and a whole load of hailstones.
Also, not relevant, but I feel it should be remembered: my mother is now a proper, official, real life blipper... Because I had a dream that I was being attacked by a swan but she wouldn't help me until she'd blipped it.
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