Nothing is ever good enough!! For you!

Out I went to get the bacon butties, so I came back with a lovely mouse, in I fly presenting it to the Mrs! Huh, she’s not happy, ‘you can take that right back where you found it!! I’m not eating that, so off I flew mouse in beak and ate it all alone!! No pleasing some people. (Well that what it sounded like to me, she squawked when he flew off with the finding!)
It did make me think, my lovely husband often shops for us, and many times he’s bought home scabby ham, that I couldn’t eat! ;0)