The interior of the kettle portrait

I realised I had missed someone's birthday today, it is a good job he does not know I keep a diary, well actually he does, but he has no doubt forgotten about it. I shall have to send belated wishes very soon.

I watched bits of a funeral today and nearly sprayed my computer with coffee as the Radio 4 commentator advised that the horses pulling the coffin were going to get a celebratory lunch of carrots and apples for a job well done.

I wonder where Elvis Costello was today.

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